Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them. You must be a mask model. Halloween already? You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that? Godzilla called. He wants his hair back. Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Go back to your planet. Earth is full.
I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. – Buddy Guy
Boy: What are you looking at? Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet! Boy: My face hurts. =( Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
People like you make me scared to have children.
Fools are temporary. But Stupids like you are forever.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick. You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe. You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed” When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
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