Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Hey do you want a mint? – Nah I’m okay. No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Make someone happy, mind your own business.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved. – J. Russell Lynes
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
Person: Go to hell. Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them. You must be a mask model. Halloween already? You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that? Godzilla called. He wants his hair back. Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
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