I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
Hey do you want a mint? – Nah I’m okay. No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
Make someone happy, mind your own business.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved. – J. Russell Lynes
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
Person: Go to hell. Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them. You must be a mask model. Halloween already? You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that? Godzilla called. He wants his hair back. Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
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