Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa on January 19, 2013

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult on June 17, 2012

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma. on December 25, 2011

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz on February 19, 2011

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe on April 17, 2011

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette on October 20, 2010

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera on October 23, 2011

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel on November 17, 2011

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina on February 25, 2011

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo on June 25, 2011

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA! on August 27, 2010

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous on October 9, 2011

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear on February 12, 2012

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir on November 23, 2011

SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!

Submitted by: PATSFAN4EVR on April 26, 2012

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