Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks on March 25, 2011

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan on September 1, 2011

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown on April 10, 2013

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg on October 10, 2012

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax on February 27, 2012

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla on November 14, 2011

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla on July 4, 2011

You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

Submitted by: 86VIP on February 15, 2011

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart on April 27, 2012

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin on July 4, 2013

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC on December 14, 2012

Every time I see reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18 on September 13, 2011

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan on March 2, 2012

You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay on January 5, 2012

Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil on November 6, 2011

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