The farmer called, he wants his cow back.
I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.
God cries when he sees your face.
You look like the failed first draft of a final fantasies character.
If I had a hundred dollars for everything stupid you say, I’d be rich. Like. Stupid rich.
I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.
Wow you should have your own TV show… “The ugly and the clueless”.
If you think that I am ignoring you then you are right. I am.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
You remind me of Micheal Jackson’s nose.
You are as ugly as they get.
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
You grow on people but so does cancer.
Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?
When someone insults you without any context on your life, they’re not insulting you, they’re insulting someone who hurt them who you remind them of. – Alex Hormozi
I took a pain pill… Why are you still here?
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.
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