Hi-my name is beauty. Who are you? The beast?
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
You’re not ugly, you’re just not someone to look at.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.
I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.
You’re the reason Santa says ho, ho, ho, on Christmas!
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled “Rape!” They yelled “NO!”
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
Even your mom loves you only as a friend !!!
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was with Hitler, bin laden and you, I would shoot you twice.
He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!
You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at? Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.
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