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Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

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You look so good, when the light’s out.

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Gee you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

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If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

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If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.

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I can remove 99% of your “beauty” with a baby wipe.

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Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

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Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

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You’re so ugly, a sniper wouldn’t take you out.

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You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

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Your mouth is bigger than your brain.

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He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

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I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

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A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

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Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

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I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

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I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

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You’re so ugly that you wouldn’t even look at yourself either.

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