Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.
B*tch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
You are an evolutionary defect.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
(Credits to me please) Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
The only reason Wiz Khalifa made the song black and yellow was because of your teeth.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up. Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful Girl:…… Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
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