You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Are your parents siblings?
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you? Person 2 : No Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
You, sir, are an oxygen thief.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
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