Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
I dig cute zombies.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I’m lost please take me home with you.
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
You call it “Attitude” I call it “Superiority”
Think like a proton, always positive.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome” “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
Haters gonna hate. Ain’ters gonna ain’t.
I never finish anythi…
Come to the math side, we have pi.
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