Life is a soup and I’m a fork.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Excuse me Sam what is your name? I feel good when I’m not with you Check this out ..buy one take one
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
The Tallest Midget
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!
I am not anti social I am anti idiot.
Be your own kind of beautiful.
No money no car no chance
I’m in no shape to exercise.
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel I like you.
My wife says I never listen to her. (Or something like that)
Love me or hate me….I’m yours CAUTION! I am drunk I am single but ready to mingle Hmm…can we talk!!
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