– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
Smart and witty beats fake and pretty.
I am what you dream to be…
My wife says I never listen to her. (Or something like that)
Love me or hate me….I’m yours CAUTION! I am drunk I am single but ready to mingle Hmm…can we talk!!
What are you lookin at
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
I am with stupid ==>
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
No, not you, the pretty one No I swear I’m in college Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
When god made man she was only kidding.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : ) People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
When God created me, he was showing off to zeus! Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister! Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.
Those who read this are ugly.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw ! I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
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