T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway

Submitted by: parvesh nehra on July 24, 2008

Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Submitted by: strawberryblondey on December 10, 2008

“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

Submitted by: KousekiDokuro on February 2, 2008

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever on January 6, 2008

Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.

Submitted by: erika on February 16, 2008

Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl on January 13, 2008

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly on April 21, 2008

Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away

Submitted by: S U M M E R Z O l l E R on September 18, 2008

Im not with stupid…We broke up

Submitted by: codi on March 18, 2008

I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best

Submitted by: payas agne on December 9, 2007

Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

Submitted by: Smiling on June 4, 2008

therefore I am single..

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar on May 18, 2009

If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!

Submitted by: me again on July 28, 2008

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

Submitted by: ashish on January 20, 2009

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Submitted by: Lisa on March 16, 2009

When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

Submitted by: Ram C on July 31, 2008

You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

Submitted by: Sridhar on June 1, 2008

You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love

Submitted by: michelle on December 10, 2007

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Submitted by: nasra on February 16, 2009

You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me

Submitted by: Babrs on August 7, 2008

If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!

Submitted by: RANJANI RAMESH on November 9, 2007

Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…

Submitted by: Bob G on October 27, 2008

I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

Submitted by: little foot on August 1, 2010

If you are rich, then I am single.

Submitted by: Bruno on April 27, 2009

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

Submitted by: Alex Sortor on June 20, 2009

I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel on March 19, 2009


Submitted by: TWEETY on December 27, 2007

Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

Submitted by: marty on January 17, 2009

My boyfriends wife hates me!!

Submitted by: cakes on October 2, 2008

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Submitted by: Yeah on December 30, 2008

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