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99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

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F BI
Female Body Inspector

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This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

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Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

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It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

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I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

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“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

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Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

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I come with my own background music!!

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Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.

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Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

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Warning: You might fall in love with me.

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You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me

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I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

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Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway

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Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

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Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away

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QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

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I’m not with stupid…We broke up.

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