T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.

Submitted by: Misha on May 2, 2009

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin


Submitted by: frozenFlame96 on August 15, 2009

I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

Submitted by: soumu on February 14, 2008

Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

Submitted by: shadow in the night on July 28, 2008

Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…

Submitted by: varun on January 12, 2010

Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..

Submitted by: Eni on November 22, 2008

I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o’

Submitted by: 2008biotch on July 8, 2008

Think, its not illegal YET

Submitted by: Paul on June 19, 2008

It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.

Submitted by: Candace on January 9, 2008

Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.

Submitted by: Sona Chopra on August 16, 2009

Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: paige on June 18, 2009

God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Submitted by: ceko on September 9, 2007

My haters makes me famous.

Submitted by: Sunny Gulshan on July 13, 2009

How young do you have to be to die of old age?

Submitted by: best person ever on January 6, 2008

This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: Sarah Almofti on February 17, 2011

I see an idiot reading my shirt.

Submitted by: Bianca on August 23, 2009

Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish on February 16, 2009

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone on October 22, 2011

I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.

Submitted by: Alma on February 26, 2009

I am perfect*
*Conditions apply

Submitted by: SMS on July 10, 2009

Single again but now with experience.

Submitted by: hitesh on December 4, 2009

Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.

Submitted by: Sam on April 3, 2009

If you can read this:

Submitted by: VINAMRA KHANDELWAL on November 10, 2008

CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)

Submitted by: Trixie on December 26, 2008

I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.

Submitted by: Lila on November 5, 2008

Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!

Submitted by: Lola Reid on February 7, 2010

Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!

Submitted by: Kedar on August 1, 2008

Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case

Submitted by: danielle on August 21, 2008

I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?

Submitted by: Chase K on March 19, 2009

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