T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

Submitted by: miley lynn on March 13, 2008

99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

Submitted by: raghu on April 6, 2009

Female Body Inspector

Submitted by: RUMMY on October 24, 2007

I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )

Submitted by: MoOn the untold legacy on June 22, 2010

I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.

Submitted by: radhe on July 17, 2009

Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

Submitted by: Messy Jessie on January 27, 2008

The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.

Submitted by: zhishuwa on July 16, 2009

This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

Submitted by: devanshi on June 3, 2008

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O on October 26, 2007

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

Submitted by: Milly on March 18, 2008

I come with my own background music!!

Submitted by: Ellen on April 29, 2008


Submitted by: Eni on November 22, 2008

It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo on April 8, 2009

Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

Submitted by: Taher on April 11, 2009

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C on August 17, 2010

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