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Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

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Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

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I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best

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If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!

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Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

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When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

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If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!

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I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

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You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

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Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…

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If you are rich, then I am single.

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I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

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After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.

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On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

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Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…

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Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

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Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

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My boyfriends wife hates me!!

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Think, its not illegal YET

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