I’m not as dumb as you look..
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
(On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Also available in sober.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
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