I never finish anythi…
Come to the math side, we have pi.
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
99% of all women are beautiful the remaining 1 % are in my college……
Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Don’t feed the monkey!
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
I’m very cool Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
The older I get the better I was.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome! It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind. (On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt… (Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt… (You say) Why are you walking around me!!! (Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
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