Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Also available in sober.
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
I dig cute zombies.
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
You call it “Attitude” I call it “Superiority”
Think like a proton, always positive.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
Haters gonna hate. Ain’ters gonna ain’t.
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome” “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
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