Yawning Quotes, Sayings about yawns

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup on December 18, 2012

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi on August 26, 2009

That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get watery and people think you are crying.

A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction.

STUDY means

S-Sleeping
T-Talking
U-Unlimited Texting
D-Dreaming
Y-Yawning

Yawning is our body’s way of saying 20% of the battery remaining.

Yawn(n) : Something or someone that is very boring

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Yawn means…Shut up.. You are boring..

A silent message when you look at someone yawning. “YOU ARE NEXT”

I don’t always stretch, but when I do I make a baby dinosaurs voice with some yawning.

Get the idea that when someone’s not interested in your blah blah is when he Yaaaawwwwnnnnss…Stop talking and move on.

Yawn in its heart says “I believe that I would love to sleep than see you talking”

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns

Helen Rowland

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Best ways to yawn in class..
1. Tie or buckle your shoes and then do it.
2. Throw your pen on floor and yawn while picking it up.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

Children don’t read to find their identity, to free themselves from guilt, to quench the thirst for rebellion or to get rid of alienation. They have no use for psychology…. They still believe in God, the family, angels, devils, witches, goblins, logic, clarity, punctuation, and other such obsolete stuff…. When a book is boring, they yawn openly. They don’t expect their writer to redeem humanity, but leave to adults such childish illusions.

– Isaac Bashevis

Never yawn in front of a lady.

– Frank Sinatra

A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion

The gods are watching, but idly, yawning.
Mason Cooley

A yawn is a silent shout.
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained.
– Stendhal

Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
– Bette Midler

He yawned like a black bear coming out of hibernation.
– Dennis Vickers

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