People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them. – Jane Austen
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.
Life is too short to stay sober.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore! As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us. – all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
Alcohol is not a solution, but a temporary escape from reality.
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