Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
Life is too short to stay sober.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
I have all day sober to Sunday up!
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
What’s the ociffer problem
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I don’t drunk with dance people!
I drink so that I cannot lie