Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I drink to forget that I smoke.
I have all day sober to Sunday up!
“but why is all the rum gone?!?!?!”captin jack sparrow
If your beer hits the floor,
send your girl out the door.
It not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!
What’s the ociffer problem
Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night thats all.
I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.
If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
I’m not an alcoholic…it’s just called being fun.
Take me drunk im home !
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out. You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.