Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17


Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift


Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson


Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields


The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart


I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson


Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.


There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis


Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way


A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman


Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen


The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor


Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella


This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

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