Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17

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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift

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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson

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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman

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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor

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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones


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