Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin