Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.
This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.