Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man

Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…

Submitted by: Addicted Alcoholic

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: :)

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan

Whats the officer problem?

Submitted by: coop

I don’t drink anymore, but no less either

Submitted by: Brian

I only had one officer Mr. Peg.

Submitted by: bubba

I don’t sleep, I pass out.

Submitted by: Mea

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz

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