Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones