Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.