Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.