Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman