Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!

Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

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Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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