Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17
I have all day sober to Sunday up!
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Drink and think but don’t think and drink
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson