Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
Im not as think as you drunk I am
Whats the officer problem?
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!