Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 17

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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen


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