Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

Life is better when you are drunk.

Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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