Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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