Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3

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Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol Quote: Half drunk is waste of money.

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Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

Alcohol Quote: Alcohol – Because no great story every...

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol Quote: I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink...

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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

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