Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

An addict’s biggest flaw is in denial, till you admit your wrongdoings for everything else will be your biggest and most deadly flaw.
Alcohol Quote: An addict’s biggest flaw is in denial,...

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A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Alcohol Quote: I drink too much. The last time...

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

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So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

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I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

Alcohol Quote: When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic...

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Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

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