Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 3
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Half drunk is waste of money.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.