Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

Life is better when you are drunk.

Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

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