Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian

It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz

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