Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?