Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!