Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

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Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

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