Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.