Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

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