Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
What’s the ociffer problem
I drink to forget that I smoke.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey
Rehab is for Quitters!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
Wine enters, secrets come out.