Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
Rehab is for Quitters!
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.