Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

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