Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian

It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz

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