Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.
- Ernest Hemingway
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.