Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
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