Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.


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