Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'
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