Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin


Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane

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