Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Rehab is for Quitters!
I don’t have a drinking problem.
I get drunk,
I pass out,
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charlie Chaplin
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.