Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
– Dave Barry
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
– Alexandre Dumas
You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
You look like I could use a drink!
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Half drunk is waste of money.