Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)