Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.

Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro

Half drunk is waste of money.

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