Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
The liver is evil and must be punished.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way…
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
…..Whisky Is Risky…..
I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.