Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.

Submitted by: vince
30

I drink so that I cannot lie

Submitted by: vince
28

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev
20

If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.

Submitted by: Marina
2

It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

Submitted by: fuzz
6

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
17

I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik
5

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian
9

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
11

Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
– all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV

Submitted by: Cirrhosis the Wonderdog
10

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
5

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice

Submitted by: jaz
13

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac
16

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob
7

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
20

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.
15

People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P

Submitted by: Charley
8

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
7

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
7

Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

Submitted by: Trystan
8

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
11

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
7

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
18

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
8

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
27

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me
44

I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!

Submitted by: Dave
12

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
15

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
26

I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason

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