Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
I was sober, but then I woke up
Never drink on an empty head
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.