Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
Alcohol makes me brave.
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
The liver is evil and must be punished.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way…
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays