Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman


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