Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher
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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe
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Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
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The liver is evil and must be punished.

Submitted by: mirjam
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You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s
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Where there’s rum, there’s a way…

Submitted by: N. A. H.
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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
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I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…

Submitted by: kaylyn
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I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill
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I don’t sleep, I pass out.

Submitted by: Mea
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My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant
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I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi
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I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.

Submitted by: perezlova
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One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
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The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.

Submitted by: Trevor
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A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.

Submitted by: *ssc!
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Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru
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The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.

Submitted by: Ruby
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…..Whisky Is Risky…..

Submitted by: W,K ,ZADRAN
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I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!

Submitted by: Jerryhammer
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When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!

Submitted by: khoury
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo

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