Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
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Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Drink till she looks cute…!!
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
Work is the curse of the drinking class.