Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Rehab is for Quitters!
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
I don’t have a drinking problem.
I get drunk,
I pass out,
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charlie Chaplin
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.