Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.
I drink so that I cannot lie
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
– all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
I was sober, but then I woke up
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.