Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Alcohol Quote: If drinking and driving is illegal…then why...

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco
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Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.

Alcohol Quote: Good girls are made of sugar and...

Submitted by: jaz
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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Alcohol Quote: My idea of a balanced diet is...

Submitted by: sam
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If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Alcohol Quote: If you want to say the truth...

Submitted by: Bushra
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Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Alcohol Quote: Tequila… Making ugly men look good since...

Submitted by: temp
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I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Alcohol Quote: I was so drunk that I fell...

Submitted by: brendan
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Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Alcohol Quote: Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.....

Submitted by: anjan
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Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Alcohol Quote: Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame...

Submitted by: dot
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Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Alcohol Quote: Officer- “Have you been drinking?” You- “I’m...

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
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Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Alcohol Quote: Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much....

Submitted by: rob
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