Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!

Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

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