Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu
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