Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
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Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

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