Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
3

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
- Rumi

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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.

Submitted by: dotun
2

Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
4

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
4

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker
1

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
1

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
1

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi
1

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz

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