Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9


Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami

Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields


I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny

I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya

Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd

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