Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9


Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash

The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent

I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields


I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s

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