Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Save water,drink beer!
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!