Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
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I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s

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