Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

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