Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Save water,drink beer!
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin