Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
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Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s
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Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz

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