Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Save water,drink beer!
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.