Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
Life is too short to stay sober.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
A day without beer is like a day without sun.