Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s
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Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

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