Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
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A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.

Submitted by: Kevin McKinnon
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When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.

Submitted by: eisenheim23
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker
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Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.

Submitted by: dotun
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I don’t sleep, I pass out.

Submitted by: Mea
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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny
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Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.

Submitted by: tyler zander
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I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…

Submitted by: yusufali
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Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander
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Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty
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“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”

Submitted by: Sahil Manchanda
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2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven
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I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life
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There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.

Submitted by: Chris
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I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.

Submitted by: jason
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Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!
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If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V.
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I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan
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When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

Submitted by: wayne
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I am awake, I might as well be drinking.

Submitted by: ali
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When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate
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Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

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I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Submitted by: matt
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You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E
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I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu
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I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

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