Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.