Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig
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Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
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Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)
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My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

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