Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.