Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
Never drink on an empty head
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
I’m sotaly tober.
There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober