Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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