Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Save water,drink beer!
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.