Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.