Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Save water,drink beer!
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.