Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s
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Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie
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OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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