Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
The liver is evil and must be punished.
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
I don’t drink anymore, but no less either
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
LOVE U LOTS LIKE VODKA SHOTS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TEQUILA
Get drunk and laugh at the world
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
Whats the officer problem?
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
I don’t drunk with dance people!
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.
God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Wine enters, secrets come out.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……
Take me drunk, I am home!!
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.
Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.