Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.