Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9

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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin

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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming
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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

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