Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!