Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Life is too short to stay sober.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!