Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9


Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway


Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon

Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash

I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya

Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi

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