I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
The more people I meet, the more I realize how well my parents raised me.
Sometimes some people need a high five. On the head. With a sledgehammer.
Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!
We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. – George Bernard Shaw
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.
12 am call from a friend. Friend: Are you asleep? Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.
Dealing with annoying people is not about putting up with their behavior, but about setting boundaries and standing up for oneself.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don’t act as if you know everything.
If I could unmeet some people I would.
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
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