Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?
12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.
No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.
Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
– Isaac Asimov
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!
Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.