Witty Quotes About Dealing with Annoying People

I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

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The more people I meet, the more I realize how well my parents raised me.

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Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

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Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.

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Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

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Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?

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Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
– Isaac Asimov

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Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

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We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.

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Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
– George Bernard Shaw

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No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

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If I could unmeet some people I would.

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12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.

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I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

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Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don’t act as if you know everything.

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Dealing with annoying people is not about putting up with their behavior, but about setting boundaries and standing up for oneself.

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I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.

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