Annoying People Quotes and Sayings

Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.

Submitted by: some guy on November 26, 2011

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana on October 18, 2016

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?


No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
– Isaac Asimov

Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

Submitted by: haopu on November 24, 2016

12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.

Submitted by: Nosipho on July 24, 2016

The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.


Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Will Smith

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.

Submitted by: laliya elongo on October 18, 2016

Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.

Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?”
“Cant help it. It’s the company I keep.”
– Kamila Shamsie

Some people just don’t get that I’ll rather talk to a wall than them.
– Francine Chiar

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.


If you wish to lose an annoying visitor – lend him money.

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.

Good advice is often annoying – bad advice never is

People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world.
– Howie Mandel

Don’t invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.
Alan Robert Neal

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