I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
The more people I meet, the more I realize how well my parents raised me.
Sometimes some people need a high five. On the head. With a sledgehammer.
Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.
No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. – George Bernard Shaw
12 am call from a friend. Friend: Are you asleep? Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.
I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don’t act as if you know everything.
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
If I could unmeet some people I would.
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.
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