I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
The more people I meet, the more I realize how well my parents raised me.
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
– Isaac Asimov
People are like music. Some speak the truth and others just noise!
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
If I could unmeet some people I would.
Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?
Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!
We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
Dealing with annoying people is not about putting up with their behavior, but about setting boundaries and standing up for oneself.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
– George Bernard Shaw
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
I don’t hate you, you’re just the most annoying person in my life.
– Rebecca Sparrow
I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.
No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don’t act as if you know everything.
Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.
I wish I could put some people on mute.
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.
In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.
– Robert Smith
Those annoying people who constantly ask questions during a movie.
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.
Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.
The secret to not letting annoying people get to us is not in avoiding them, but in finding inner peace and contentment.
Don’t invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.
– Alan Robert Neal
It is really irritating to work with irritating people.
– Joshua Ferris
Some people just don’t get that I’ll rather talk to a wall than them.
– Francine Chiar
The true test of patience and tolerance is not in how we treat our friends, but in how we treat those who are annoying.
Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
There is an outbreak of useless people in this world.
People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world.
– Howie Mandel
Annoying person – one who asks you again if you don’t reply to email within seconds.
“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?”
“Cant help it. It’s the company I keep.”
– Kamila Shamsie
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
At Home:
I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out:
I want to go home, I hate people.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
– Don Herold
I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they’re like ‘nevermind’.
– Bob Bobby
It’s not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it’s annoying.
– Brian Bonsall
I think people who lack humility are really annoying.
All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.
Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.
– Neal Stephenson
The greatest challenge in dealing with annoying people is not the annoyance itself, but in not losing our own sense of self.
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
– Harold Coffin
If you wish to lose an annoying visitor – lend him money.