Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum
11

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob
30

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James
24

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
7

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me
66

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
45

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin
22

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker
9

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
50

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X
63

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C
64

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem
23

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?
34

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald
22

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred
22

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee
49

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy
102

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick
263

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
46

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
15

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna
21

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS
76

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey
40

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa
103

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION

Submitted by: X

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