Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.