Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

16

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
21

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
10

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
24

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
45

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin
33

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
63

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C
64

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem
50

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X
34

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald
6

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus

22

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker
22

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred
49

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy
7

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
102

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick
263

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
13

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna
10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
75

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey
46

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
10

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky
103

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION

Submitted by: X
4

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

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