Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
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