Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.