Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
Over analysis creates paralysis.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!
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