Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
5

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
30

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James
21

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
8

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
24

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
45

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin
63

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C
64

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem
50

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X
34

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald
22

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker
22

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred
49

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy
102

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick
263

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
9

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
9

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright

13

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna
5

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
75

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey
12

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara
46

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
103

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION

Submitted by: X
21

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

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