Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)