Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it