Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

24

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
23

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
22

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?
10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
12

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby
45

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin
9

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob
21

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee
50

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X
22

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker
22

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
63

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C
64

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem
7

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me
7

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
34

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald
22

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred
8

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath
49

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy
102

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick
263

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
46

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
21

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS
76

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey
103

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION

Submitted by: X

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