Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

30

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James
24

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
10

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby
7

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
6

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
24

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
45

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin
10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
63

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C
64

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem
50

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X
4

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath
34

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald
18

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
22

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker
22

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred
49

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy
102

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick
263

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
6

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
7

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me
75

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey
46

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
20

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara
21

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

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