Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
If I look confused…i probably am
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.