Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
To someone else, we are someone else.
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.