Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I trust nobody but my loyal dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
You can own a dog, but you can’t own a cat, it owns you.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz
I walk my dog every day but have no inkling of whether or not he thinks he is the one walking me.
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.
My dog is the only one who gets me.
It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.
My dog is the key to my heart. They are always there when there is no one to talk to cos they don’t understand it anyways.
If a man died, then kill his dog cos he can’t be loyal to anybody else again. <3
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
- Christopher Hitchens
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- Charles de Gaulle
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.