Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler