Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
- Christopher Hitchens
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Joe Gores
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney