You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words. – Bobby Bowden
I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
I feel dumber just from listening to you.
If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Friend: Hey it’s been a long time. Me: I know and I’d love to keep it that way.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river. – Cordell Hull
I’d love to stay and chat but I’d be lying.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Try rolling your eyes, maybe you could find a brain back there.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Being that ugly is not as easy.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. – Louis Nizer
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