Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

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