Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.