Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

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He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

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