Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx
I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!