Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer

You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.

Submitted by: young almusawa

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.

Submitted by: texer

You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Submitted by: nathaniel slone

Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.

Submitted by: Steve64076

Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta

Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.

Submitted by: Chalino

You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao

Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.

Submitted by: gymgirl123

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx

I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!

Submitted by: Sophia

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