Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer