Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16

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It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
27

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne
53

I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.

Submitted by: Person
35

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe
99

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
22

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
40

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA!
57

I may be fat, but you are ugly…and I CAN lose weight!

Submitted by: Beverly McCarter
20

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C
17

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle
26

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums
88

My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”

Submitted by: clemenz
52

Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
43

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
25

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano
36

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
17

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez
57

Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.

Submitted by: Me
28

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle
30

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Submitted by: Jearak

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