Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.