Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

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