Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
You have the perfect face… For radio!
Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
You are the best fool I’ve ever met.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.