Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
Hair is normally made up of dead skin cells. Yours are comprised entirely of dead brain cells.
You can’t heal stupid.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.