Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
You want me to go to hell?
I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Nostradamus predicted you’d be a loser.
My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”
Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.
I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.
You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.\
The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.
60,000 sperms, and you won?
Make someone happy, mind your own business.