Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.