Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.