Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.