Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16

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You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.

Submitted by: texer

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau

Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara

You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.

Submitted by: young almusawa

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee

Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.

Submitted by: Steve64076

You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta

You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth

Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong

When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul

I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

Submitted by: robyn

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

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