Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

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