Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
I may be fat, but you are ugly…and I CAN lose weight!
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar