Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

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