Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis