Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.