Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16

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My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”

Submitted by: clemenz
52

Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
42

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
25

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano
36

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
17

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez
56

Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.

Submitted by: Me
28

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle
30

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Submitted by: Jearak
28

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
23

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna
26

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
26

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted
35

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

Submitted by: Ted
17

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
30

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted
28

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon
39

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe
59

Dead people are to life like you are to funny!

Submitted by: cory
21

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC
63

You are the best fool I’ve ever met.

Submitted by: Quilla bee

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