Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde