Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.