Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle

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