Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 16

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Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

Insult Quote: Do your kids a favor – don’t...

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Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

Insult Quote: A gentleman is one who never hurts...

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