Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrowg

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
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He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa
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Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Insult Quote: Somewhere along the line, I must have...

Submitted by: Jearak

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