Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.