Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

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You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.

Submitted by: Emmy
27

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele
13

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown
13

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown
20

Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!

Submitted by: IAmunknown
15

Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?

Submitted by: IAmunknown
25

Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.

Submitted by: IAmunknown
15

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar
29

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal
32

The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!

Submitted by: Insultlover
18

You are an evolutionary defect.

Submitted by: Garrett
12

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19
15

I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?

Submitted by: JellyBro78
7

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick
13

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
56

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie
4

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

6

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

7

Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.

Submitted by: EpicDude
7

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

5

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish
5

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa
4

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
5

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
7

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

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