Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Insult Quote: Somewhere along the line, I must have...

Submitted by: Jearak

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey

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