Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.