Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.
Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!
Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?
Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
You are an evolutionary defect.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.