Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
My battery lasts longer than your relationships.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important!
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
I’m surprised at you level of stupidity.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Please don’t interupt me when I’m ignoring you.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
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