Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Submitted by: Anass

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm
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Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Submitted by: toni

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Submitted by: Rianna

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail
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Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

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