Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Life is great …you should get one.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.