Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?
Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
You are an evolutionary defect.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.
God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.