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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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My battery lasts longer than your relationships.

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You are literally too stupid to insult!

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What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

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You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

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You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

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I’m surprised at you level of stupidity.

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Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

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I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

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If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

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Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

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I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

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Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

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Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

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Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

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Please don’t interupt me when I’m ignoring you.

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Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

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