Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick on December 14, 2012

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett on November 27, 2013

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie on January 29, 2014

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Submitted by: Rianna on January 23, 2010

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Submitted by: toni on March 2, 2010

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim on March 4, 2010

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy on February 14, 2010

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer on May 5, 2010

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail on February 20, 2010

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond on July 21, 2014

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo on April 13, 2011

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda on August 31, 2009

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn on June 7, 2010

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark on August 9, 2011

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem on January 23, 2010

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