Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri on December 6, 2010

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi on November 11, 2010

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle on July 5, 2010

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1 on November 7, 2012

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman on May 18, 2010

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly on October 11, 2010

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla on January 29, 2011

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h on October 14, 2010

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee on July 4, 2013

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(: on October 21, 2012

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc on April 8, 2012

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter on December 25, 2010

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C on August 17, 2010

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata on April 24, 2010

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama on May 20, 2011

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Insult Quote: You know why God put you on...

Submitted by: Soul Theif on January 30, 2011

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE on September 27, 2010

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih on April 11, 2013

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang on October 28, 2011

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben


Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog on January 6, 2012

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki on December 3, 2010

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman on May 18, 2010

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D on May 30, 2013

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