Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Submitted by: Mr.Knowitall

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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