I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.
The only reason Wiz Khalifa made the song black and yellow was because of your teeth.
If stupidity was a profession then you’d be a billionaire.
Are you sure this is your territory?
You deserve someone like you.
I’ve heard of being hit with the ugly stick, but you must have been beaten senseless.
When you die you could leave your brain to medical science, I’ve heard they need a new doorstop.
Your mama is so fat that when God said let there be light, he first has to shove her out of the way.
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
Sorry what? I don’t understand idiot language.
I’m sorry l, but you must die young. For the good of the universe just die young.
Your mom had a severe case of diarrhea when you were born.
Your mom never knew she was pregnant that’s why you were born in the toilet.
Friend: Hey it’s been a long time. Me: I know and I’d love to keep it that way.
You’re so ugly when your mom took you to the hospital the first doctor she met told her please I’m not a veterinary doctor.
Can you please wipe your mouth. You’re dribbling sh*t again!
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
I’d love to stay and chat but I’d be lying.
Jesus loves you. (Everyone else thinks you suck)
You look like the failed first draft of a final fantasies character.
Your head is just there to keep your ears apart.
Fools are temporary. But Stupids like you are forever.
You’re the reason Santa says ho, ho, ho, on Christmas!
Go back to your planet. Earth is full.
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