Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer on May 5, 2010

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica on February 23, 2010

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip on February 4, 2010

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrowg

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond on July 22, 2014

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach on October 4, 2010

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna on June 12, 2010

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren on September 22, 2008

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole on April 9, 2010

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums on August 14, 2010

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa on May 17, 2010

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee on January 4, 2011

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia on December 4, 2012

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa on March 25, 2010

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8 on July 1, 2013

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny on March 30, 2010

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

You are literally too stupid to insult!

Submitted by: "Sandra!" on February 5, 2010

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Insult Quote: Somewhere along the line, I must have...

Submitted by: Jearak on July 2, 2010

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC on May 26, 2010

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr on April 6, 2010

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey on May 5, 2010

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG on November 27, 2013

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z on April 12, 2010

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Submitted by: Anass on December 13, 2014

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21 on November 18, 2011

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm on February 19, 2012

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick on December 14, 2012

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