Internet Quotes and Sayings

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Submitted by: hearty diamond
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God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam

World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
– Adolfo Suarez

The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
– Umberto Eco

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
– Seth Godin

The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
– Larry Moniz

Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
– Paul A. Samuelson

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