Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2


The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
– Eric Schmidt


I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
– Umberto Eco


The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
– Hubert L. Dreyfus


Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
– Seth Godin


The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
– Adolfo Suarez


The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
~Brad Shapcott


The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
– Larry Moniz


If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.


The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin


Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.


“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.


The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

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Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar


If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.


There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
~Guy Almes


In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.


Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.


World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe

The Internet is full. Go away.


The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera


When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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