Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.
- Clay Shirky
Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
- Paul A. Samuelson
Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
- Paul McGirl
The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
- Scott Bradner
The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
- Charlton Heston
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
- John Green
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
- Margaret Atwood
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
- Neil Gaiman
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
- Eric Schmidt
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
The Internet is full. Go away.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
- Santosh Kalwar
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.