Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
– Scott Bradner

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The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
– Charlton Heston

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
– Margaret Atwood

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Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

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The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

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The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

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There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
~Guy Almes

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The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
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If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh
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The Internet is full. Go away.

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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel
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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

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