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The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
– Charlton Heston

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
– Margaret Atwood

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The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
– Eric Schmidt

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
– Umberto Eco

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The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
– Hubert L. Dreyfus

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

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The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

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If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh
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The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

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There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
~Guy Almes

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe
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The Internet is full. Go away.

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If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

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