Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
- Margaret Atwood
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
- Neil Gaiman
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
- Eric Schmidt
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
- Umberto Eco
The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
- Hubert L. Dreyfus
Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
- Seth Godin
The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
- Adolfo Suarez
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
- Santosh Kalwar
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
The Internet is full. Go away.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.