Obesity Quotes, Sayings about being fat

Obesity affects every aspect of a people’s lives, from health to relationships.

A diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the girl behind the counter, “What do you have that is safe for diabetics?”
The baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”

Obesity is very easy to catch.

–They can’t run very fast.

Good things come to those who wait.
But bad things come to those who “weight.”

Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
A. Who cares?

Funny obesity advice:

If it tastes good, It’s trying to kill you.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths.

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

The teacher asked a somewhat fleshy girl, “What is your favorite animal?”
The girl replied with enthusiasm, “Fried chicken!”

Teacher: When you think of Greece, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chubby student: French fries.

I’m on grapefruit diet. I eat everything but grapefruit.

If being overweight is a sign of wealth, then I am filthy rich.

Obesity is a disease.

Is it a disease?

Yes, a mouth disease!!!

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