Smoking Quotes and Sayings
Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.
It ruins your life,
And their lives.
These things will kill ya,
- Life will kill ya. Think this.
Long life or cigarettes? You choose.
Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.
Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
- Groucho Marx
Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.
Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?
If you’re thinking about smoking think again.
Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.
I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.
Good smoker is a good kisser. :)
Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.
To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.
Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.
Every year thousands of people quit smoking just because they die.
I have been smoking for 22 years. I am in my late 30′s to early 40′s. I took me 7 years to quit.
This is how I did it with no special expensive surgery or products. You can use this way and quit in 6 months or a month or a year, anyway you like.
I had a plan.
1. 7 years ago I stopped the habit of smoking the moment I woke up. I waited at least 4 hours then I smoked. (this helped create a dislike to smoke in the morning) and yes I had coffee still.
2. 5 Years ago I refused to smoke in my home. (this helped a lot kick the craving when I am home) If I wanted to smoke I went out side,.as time when on the days I was home all day I only smoked no more than 5 cigarettes the whole day.
Now I have been parking my car farther to walk to work and home. This helped pissing me off because I was huffing and puffing on the way.
3. I woke up on thanksgiving day 2 months ago and watched my kids playing (haven’t been able to do that in a while) I work 18 hours a day 5 days a week and 9 hours 1 day a week and 1 day off a week. I went to Costco and bought a bag of wintogreen certs and 2 packs of gum. I threw away my last pack of cigarettes. I love my kids I want to stay the longest I can with them.
Every time I want a cigarette I take a certs or a gum. It works! I hang around people that smoke, it doesn’t phase me. All I need now is to lose 65 lbs. I hope this helps someone quit. I can always smoke a cigarette anytime I want. I don’t want it anymore, and neither do you. (It’s all mental.) Stop being a quitter on life and push to live, you only get one life so no matter how wrong you did in the past its never too late to start now. Avoid becoming a memory to your loved ones anytime soon.
God Bless you all.
Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.
The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.
Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.
I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.
Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.
The best way to quit is to never start.
Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.