Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Submitted by: Charles Hsieh

Cancer cures smoking.

Submitted by: mallikarjun

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

Submitted by: Muhammad Ashfaq

It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

Submitted by: morgan
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