Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Smoking Quote: I went on a diet, stopped smoking...

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Smoking Quote: Thousands of people stop smoking a day...

Submitted by: Jazzie
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The best way to quit is to never start.

Smoking Quote: The best way to quit is to...

Submitted by: burke
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Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Smoking Quote: Why Drink and Drive…?? When you can...

Submitted by: Ashes
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Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

Smoking Quote: Fake coughing in front of smokers just...

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