Smoking Quotes and Sayings
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
The best way to quit is to never start.
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
I never went to High School, but I went to school high.
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.
Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Cancer cures smoking.
Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
It ruins your life,
And their lives.
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?
If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.
Long life or cigarettes? You choose.