Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B

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