Smoking Quotes and Sayings
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
I told myself i would quit, then i remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
i only smoke after meals, i’m done to 20 meals a day
Can’t we all just get along….And may be even pass a bong….
“When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.”
“If you want to die from smoking..its quicker and easier just to get a gun.”
smoke a pound a day…..and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
“One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homocide.”
Why Drink and Drive…??
When u can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might b their last…
smoking killz…..
who sayz?????
IM STILL ALIVE!!!!
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that i decided never to read again.
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Rehab is for quitters!
“When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.” -Bob Marley… a true legend
whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
“The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be”
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself……
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.
Just pass the bong, smoking is no big deal it makes you lose weight.