Smoking Quotes and Sayings

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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

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Submitted by: Jazzie

The best way to quit is to never start.

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Submitted by: burke

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
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It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

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Submitted by: Andy B

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

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Cancer cures smoking.

Submitted by: mallikarjun

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Submitted by: Charles Hsieh

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

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It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

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Submitted by: morgan

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig

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