Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
– George W. Bush
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.