Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 14
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Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.
A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
Half the people you know are below average.
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume
I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S