Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea
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I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
Ronald Reagan

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown

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I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

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