Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 14

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy
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