T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 10
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Also available in sober.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I dig cute zombies.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.