T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

There’s no future in time travel.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat

Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?

Submitted by: unpridikted

I’m allergic to stupid people.

Submitted by: line

I don’t need no Educashun.

Blonde and proud of it.

This is my drinking shirt.

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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