T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
There’s no future in time travel.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
Explain before you complain
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I don’t need no Educashun.
This is my drinking shirt.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I wear the brains in the family.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.