T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I dig cute zombies.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Also available in sober.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
I’m not as dumb as you look..