T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
There’s no future in time travel.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Explain before you complain
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I don’t need no Educashun.
Blonde and proud of it.
This is my drinking shirt.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I wear the brains in the family.