T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

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CSI: Can’t stand idiots.

Submitted by: chloe pearson

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

I am pretty except for those who are insecure.

Submitted by: lona

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

Also available in sober.

Submitted by: morph

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I’m not as dumb as you look..

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright

If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.

Submitted by: JOE

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