T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

(and a few other Japanese words..)

Submitted by: Isabella Ly

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

I’m allergic to stupid people.

Submitted by: line

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

There’s no future in time travel.


People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat

Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?

Submitted by: unpridikted

I don’t need no Educashun.

Blonde and proud of it.


This is my drinking shirt.

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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