T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Ok!!!! you r looking at me…
You call it
I call it
(Front side of woman’s t- shirt)
This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
Single again but now with experience.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
This is my t- shirt.
Shame on U girls,
I’m still a bachelor.
WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
Don’t look at me like that…yaaa I mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
I’m lost please take me home with you.
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt
Umm I was gonna say somthing but I forgot……
I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
My favorite t- shirt .. – > Insufficient memory at this time..
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you are an idiot.
No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
100% Good Quality…Expiring Date: Three Wash
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
What are you lookin at
Look..but Don’t Touch…
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
The older I get the better I was.
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
I study female anatomy.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
You like what you see, huh?
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.