T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Submitted by: strawberryblondey

“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

Submitted by: KousekiDokuro

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever

Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
LOVE
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.

Submitted by: erika

Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly

Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away

Submitted by: S U M M E R Z O l l E R

Im not with stupid…We broke up

Submitted by: codi
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I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best

Submitted by: payas agne

I THINK
therefore I am single..

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar

If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!

Submitted by: me again

Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

Submitted by: Smiling

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Submitted by: Lisa

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

Submitted by: ashish

When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

Submitted by: Ram C

You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

Submitted by: Sridhar

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Submitted by: nasra

You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me

Submitted by: Babrs

You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love

Submitted by: michelle

If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!

Submitted by: RANJANI RAMESH

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