Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.

Submitted by: chaitra

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Wife Quote: I told my wife the truth. I...

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Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

Wife Quote: Never above you. Never below you. Always...

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If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

Wife Quote: If a man expects his wife to...

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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

Wife Quote: A wise man will never tell his...

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Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

Wife Quote: Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry....

Submitted by: Juliet
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

Wife Quote: Let the wife make the husband glad...

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Wife Quote: A good wife always forgives her husband...

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