Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

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Submitted by: Juliet

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

Wife Quote: Let the wife make the husband glad...

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Wife Quote: A good wife always forgives her husband...

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To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

Wife Quote: To my wife: Just like wine gets...

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

Wife Quote: My wife and I always compromise. I...

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