Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

Submitted by: Juliet

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

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