Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

Submitted by: payal on August 9, 2013

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

All married women are not wives.

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To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

I love being my husband’s wife.
– Julianna Margulies

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

Submitted by: Juliet on November 13, 2014

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

My life really began when I married my husband.
– Nancy Reagan

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Jarod Kintz

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Voltaire

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A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow on May 8, 2014

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
Jarod Kintz

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

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Happy wife, happy life.
– Paul Orfalea

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

A good wife makes a good husband.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
– John Irving

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