Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. – David O. McKay
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. – Walter Winchell
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill
I love being my husband’s wife. – Julianna Margulies
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
All married women are not wives.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
My life really began when I married my husband. – Nancy Reagan
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry. Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”. Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive. Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband. Life is not fair.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. – Voltaire
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman. – Elizabeth I
A good husband makes a good wife. – John Florio
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. – Jarod Kintz
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. – Erma Bombeck
A good wife makes a good husband.
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together. – Jarod Kintz
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams
One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. – Martin Luther King
If you think it’s tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter’s wife.
Happy wife, happy life. – Paul Orfalea
Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts. – Ru Freeman
A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.
In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore. – John Irving
Treat your wife the way you want your daughter to be treated!
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter. – Thomas Fuller
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it. – Samuel Johnson
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. – Sonia Rumzi
Win the heart of your wife by helping her in kitchen so that she will surrender to you in response.
A happy wife is a happy life. Appreciate her
A man’s home is his wife’s castle.
My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains. – Dolly Parton
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times. – Elizabeth Taylor
Enjoy life with your wife
A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.
Men understand the worth of blessings and wife only when they have lost them.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle
When anybody’s wife praises her husband, he is known as good person.
It’s always marvelous to have somebody who, you know, you feel understands and wants to encourage. Although she certainly pokes fun if I get too serious about things. And all that helps. – Prince Charles
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. – Walter Bagehot
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. – Ephesians 5:25
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