Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. – Walter Winchell
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. – David O. McKay
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill
I love being my husband’s wife. – Julianna Margulies
All married women are not wives.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. – Voltaire
My life really began when I married my husband. – Nancy Reagan
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry. Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”. Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive. Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband. Life is not fair.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
A good husband makes a good wife. – John Florio
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman. – Elizabeth I
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. – Erma Bombeck
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together. – Jarod Kintz
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. – Jarod Kintz
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