Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.