Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
You can’t be late until you show up.