Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: dev

‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)

Submitted by: Olga

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Submitted by: Rose

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily

87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Lyle Brewer

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

You can’t be late until you show up.

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