Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Common sense is not so common.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.