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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: dev

‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)

Submitted by: Olga

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Submitted by: Rose

Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas

Submitted by: Guest1

87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Lyle Brewer

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily
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