Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Witty Quote: A compromise is an agreement whereby both...

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Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

Witty Quote: Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does...

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‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)

Submitted by: Olga

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: dev

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Submitted by: Rose

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Lyle Brewer

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

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