Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!

Submitted by: AJ Johnson

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

Submitted by: amy o

A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King

Submitted by: Chris Childs

So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.

Submitted by: M.M.G

He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.

It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman

The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.

Submitted by: Darell Hill

I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

Submitted by: Glen

When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.

Submitted by: Ashley Abrahams

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.


If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.

Submitted by: Inspired

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Steven Wright

Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:

Submitted by: joseph

I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.

Submitted by: Tom

Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.

Submitted by: D

Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany

Submitted by: Anuj Somany

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: quulkid

A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.

Submitted by: Casey

I’m busier than a one legged man in a a** kicking contest.

Submitted by: Bemard

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein

Submitted by: maria

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