Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
Common sense is not so common.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
You can’t be late until you show up.