Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!
When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
You can’t be late until you show up.
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
– Oliver Goldsmith
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
– W. C. Fields