Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King
So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
I’m busier than a one legged man in a a** kicking contest.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein