Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!