Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8

My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double…Sunday, you Free?

Submitted by: Deb Henry

It never rains on a dry day.

Submitted by: Tom

Department of redundancy department.

Submitted by: Gary

45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Juddy

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

Submitted by: Matt

Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.

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