Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
Wisdom rules untill force goes crazy.
So I’m at that place where they gun you down as death sentence. I think it was in Texas or someplace near. Well, I’m about to be killed and the officer in charge is coming up to tell the gunners to hold their fire because I am innocent. You would not believe my luck. At that exact moment, a house nearby catches fire and a woman yells out the window, “Fire!”.
My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double…Sunday, you Free?
East or West, Home is best
…”I see you’ve not been to North”
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.