Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double…Sunday, you Free?
It never rains on a dry day.
Department of redundancy department.
45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.