Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8

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So I’m at that place where they gun you down as death sentence. I think it was in Texas or someplace near. Well, I’m about to be killed and the officer in charge is coming up to tell the gunners to hold their fire because I am innocent. You would not believe my luck. At that exact moment, a house nearby catches fire and a woman yells out the window, “Fire!”.

Submitted by: Paul
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If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

Submitted by: Keith
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East or West, Home is best
…”I see you’ve not been to North”

Submitted by: nyogz
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My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double…Sunday, you Free?

Submitted by: Deb Henry
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A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.

Submitted by: Casey

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