Bob Hope Quotes

British-born American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope

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If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
– Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– Bob Hope

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Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
– Bob Hope

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My idea of Christmas, whether old- fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
– Bob Hope

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness.
– Bob Hope

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
– Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
– Bob Hope

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.
– Bob Hope

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
– Bob Hope

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I don’t generally feel anything until noon, then it’s time for my nap.
– Bob Hope

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
– Bob Hope

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
– Bob Hope

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If you haven’t any charity in your heart,
You have the worst kind of heart trouble.
– Bob Hope

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
– Bob Hope

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Until you’ve seen them, you have no conception of their courage.
– Bob Hope

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
– Bob Hope

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