Franklin P. Jones Quotes

Humorist, Public Relations Executive, and Reporter.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
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The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
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Sex is a two-way treat.
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When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
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A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
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Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
– Franklin P. Jones

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One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you’ve already finished it.
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An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
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Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
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The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
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A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
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The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
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You’re an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
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It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we’re paying somebody not to.
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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there.
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An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
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It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.
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Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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