Franklin P. Jones Quotes

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
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You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
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Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
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The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
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Tact is the ability to stay in the middle without getting caught there.
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When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
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A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
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Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
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The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there.
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One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you’ve already finished it.
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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.
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