My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. – Gene Perret
“You’re more trouble than the children are” is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. – Gene Perret
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. – Gene Perret
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet. – Gene Perret
Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. – Gene Perret
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. – Gene Perret
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.” – Gene Perret
I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income. – Gene Perret
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren like buy them those toys I’ve always wanted to play with. – Gene Perret
We have the greatest pre- nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love. – Gene Perret
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have – if only for self- defense. – Gene Perret
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don’t want to admit they’re bored. – Gene Perret
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