Quotes by Will Rogers

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
– Will Rogers

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
– Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
– Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
– Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
– Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
– Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
– Will Rogers

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.
– Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
– Will Rogers

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
– Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice Doggie” until you can find a rock.
– Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
– Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers

We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
– Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
– Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.
– Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
– Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
– Will Rogers

The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.
– Will Rogers

People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please.
– Will Rogers

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