Funny obesity advice:
If it tastes good, It’s trying to kill you.
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids…I’m doing all right. I’m 33. I don’t look in the mirror and go, “Oh, I look fantastic!”. Of course I don’t. Nobody is perfect. I just don’t believe in perfection. But I do believe in saying, “This is who I am and look at me not being perfect!”. I’m proud of that. – Kate Winslet
If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
I hate it when skinny people say they ain’t skinny enough.
Obesity is very easy to catch. As obese can’t run very fast.
Healthy emotions come in all sizes. Healthy minds come in all sizes. And healthy bodies come in all sizes. – Cheri K. Erdman
You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Dear metabolism, I’ll miss you…
Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate? A. Who cares?
To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.
I wish people would stop making fun of fat people……. they have enough sh*t on their plates..
Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me. – JK Rowling
I’m only fat because I realized long ago that if I work out, eat grass clippings and never enjoy ice cream, I’m still gonna die. Enjoy your meals! Calories taste delicious!
Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both.
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know…. She’d be three of them.
Losing weight is not your life’s work, and counting calories is not the call of your soul. You surely are destined for something much greater.
She began to measure herself in contentment and laughter rather than inches and pounds.
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