Chocolate isn’t a food, it’s a medicine – an anti-depressant.
If you can’t remember my name, just say chocolate and I’ll turn around.
Never underestimate the power of chocolate.
I believe God created chocolate to make up for asparagus, and hot fudge to cancel out beets. This gives me hope for all else in life. – Alan Robert Neal
There is no chocoholics anonymous because no one wants to quit.
Chocolate – The breakfast of champions!
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment. – Jill Shalvis
Chocolate is health food for the soul.
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne. – Daniel Worona
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers. – Ben Strohecker
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one’s relatives.
I take chocolate from strangers.
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going. – Jane Seabrook
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
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